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© Evan Elpus 2006

( Melody: "Keep the home fires burning")

Here comes a consultant
He appears exultant
His reward would sink the board
Of B-H-P.

Furthermore, I'll warn yer
He's from California
Words he uses you won't find
In a dic-tion-ree.

He flies out tomorrow
Shooting through like Zorro
Leaving us to contemplate
Re-dun-dan-cy.