IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKEIf I should die before I wake,Will someone let me know! Any special things I need to grab, Or things I need to know? Is there a galaxy route map? Upward through the skies, I hope Qantas has the contract, So, I can use my spare FLY BUYS. Is it first class or economy? Up through the ozone layer. What about an upgrade? Am I a freebie or a payer? Is someone there to greet me? I think that's only fair, I suppose I have to fill out forms, Perhaps a cosmic questionnaire! Do you need a Stubbie holder? Can you get the footy score? Can you wear your trusty thongs? If they let you through the door! I know an old bloke's standing there, He calls your name out loud, Then issues you some special shoes, So you don't fall through the cloud. I heard the tucker's really good, With salads quite a few, The doorman said, “I'm sorry mate!” “It's the Bar-B-Que for you!” So! If I should die before I wake, Will the doorman let me know! If I'm headed for the roasts and grills, Then I ain't gonna go! |
