ARBOREAL PHENOMENAAustralia seems to be the place,Of this arboreal phenomena, Freely used by one and all, From tycoons to mere commoner! They make no clear distinction, They are there for one and all, A myriad shapes and sizes, Some short and others tall. You find them at the top end, And on the outback plains, See them everyday and everywhere Time and time again. In the backyards of suburbia, To where they shear the fleece, Constantly in selfless use, When you crave for calm and peace. Doctors should prescribe them, They're bound to cause impression, Upon the flurried, worried mind, When you feel depression. Plentiful by the highways, And in the Daintree too, The cheapest form of mesmerism, For the likes of me and you. The reason why it happens, No theories can I advance? They're better than a bloody hypnotist, For bringing on a trance! Scientists all around the world, Wherever they may be, Can't solve the arboreal phenomena, Of the Aussie CHLOROFORM TREE. |
